girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
Molly Ringwald was supposed to dance alone but she was too embarrassed so John Hughes made everybody dance.
And thank God he did, or we wouldn’t have one of the most iconic sequences of the 80’s and cinema as a whole.
(Source: melgibsonsdickandballs, via mou-xrwstaw-mia-sygnwmh)
i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly
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